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March 22, 2006

The Undead Seek Mates

So, Joan Rivers, in search of a beau, has posted a profile on Match.com.

And much to her surprise, she has received zero responses so far.


1. She's Joan Rivers. You have to be able to stand Joan Rivers to date Joan Rivers.
2. If you go to a personals site and see someone using the photograph of a celebrity, you're going to assume it's a fake.

Ergo, I invite Ms. Rivers and any other celebrities to use my new dating service, StarSchmuckMatch.com. We serve to help average schmucks (and schmuckettes!) meet up with fabulous Hollywood heartthrobs for romantic trysts. All celebrity profiles are hand-verified before posting, ensuring no average joe is lured into an undesirable relationship (well, if they are, at least they know the celebrity is authentic). Join today for only 9 easy payments of $99.99!

Posted by Colin at March 22, 2006 9:20 PM

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