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February 10, 2006


So I was scrolling through my iPod when I rather unexpectedly came across Britney Spears. How embarrassing. But at least it's from a more recent release, so it's realistically more a porno soundtrack than bubblegum pop. Oh Britney, how you have fallen from your virginal cute girl image.

Madonna can make musical smut and still remain some semblance of attractiveness. I don't find Madonna particularly attractive, but at least she doesn't go out looking like a Methadone-addicted trailer park princess a la Ms. Spears-Federline. Ugh.

Now if you don't mind, I'll go back to imagining a big sweaty gay night club grind orgy as I listen to "Breathe On Me."

Posted by Colin at February 10, 2006 9:08 AM


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