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January 26, 2006

Bad Way to End Your Night

Note that you're unable to remove your contact lens from your right eye, and it's rather uncomfortable when you try to squeeze it to dislodge it.

Laughingly muse out loud that it could be worse; you could be trying to rip your cornea off.

Then note, looking in the mirror, that you can't see the outline of your lens, and yet stick your finger into your eye again to poke it and notice it doesn't feel right.

Come to the realization that you have, in fact, been trying to rip your cornea off, as your contact lens is already in the case waiting to be sealed up.

Posted by Colin at January 26, 2006 11:07 PM

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Funny you should post about that. I recently had an eye exam and decided to start wearing contact lenses again. In the past, I had only worn gas permeable lenses because of my astigmatism (and, I'm assuming, the technology about 15 years ago), but this time, the doctor said I could wear soft lenses. Learning to take them out has been the biggest challenge for me, and I often feel as though I'm actually pulling part of my eye out! I'm glad you realized your lens was out before you did some real damage to yourself!!! :)

Posted by: Dyanna [TypeKey Profile Page] at January 27, 2006 6:06 PM

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