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September 16, 2004

Worst. Missionaries. Ever.

It's apparently "peddle your religion" month, as the Jehovah's Witnesses were here last week and the Mormons (they look to be Mormons, anyway) are here today. But these are the worst Mormon missionaries ever. For starters, they didn't knock or ring the doorbell. They just stood at my doorstep for a while as if I would magically intuit someone wanted to proselytize me. Alas, it was not the hand of God but the shadows of people lurking outside my door that gave away their existence.

As they were apparently not dedicated to their cause, I opted to not open the door. Surely if they expected me to foresee their existence they must be able to foresee that I don't need anybody else's religion. And so away they went, to simply congregate on the sidewalk outside my neighbors' house and talk.

Terribly dedicated to their mission, all of them. I just wish I was visiting two doors down now, to see how that neighbor reponds to the poor souls ignoring her No Soliciting sign.

Posted by Colin at September 16, 2004 12:26 PM

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