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February 6, 2004

"I have breasts?"

As I'm sitting here watching The Tonight Show, an ad for Victoria's Secret comes on. I look up briefly from the computer and see what I've never understood.

A model looks down at her chest, a shocked expression spreading across her face.

Yes, you have breasts! You are a woman, you are a supermodel, you have not had a radical life-saving surgery, therefore you have breasts. The guys in Hanes commercials don't gaze down for the "wow, I have a wang" look. Mr. Joe Boxer doesn't seem the least bit concerned about what's probably wiggling all over the place with that hyper dance of his.

I'm always reminded of the episode of Third Rock from the Sun where Sally becomes a model and Harry tells her to look at her chest like she's surprised. It's hilarious, but incomprehensible. Why do they have to look at their chest with shock and awe?

The world may never know...

Posted by Colin at February 6, 2004 10:54 PM

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"wow, I have a wang" You rule. :D

Posted by: D at February 7, 2004 1:27 AM

Occasionally I hit an inspired moment. ;)

Posted by: Colin at February 10, 2004 9:07 AM

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